30 Oct 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Rafa Benitez Canonized by Pope Benedict XVI

Former Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has become the first living person in human history to be accorded the honour of Sainthood.

Pope Benedict XVI presided over a special canonization service for Saint Benitez earlier today at St Peter's Basilica at the Vatican. Led by 'Cardinals' from RAWK - the Church of Rafa Benitez - Tens of thousands of his devoted disciples made the pilgrimage to Vatican City to witness this remarkable historical event.

To be canonized a saint, at least one miracle is necessary, and Mr Benitez's route to Sainthood began in 2005 with the 'Miracle of Istanbul', an achievement never before matched in the history of miracles, and a key factor in the Catholic Church's decision to proceed with Canonization. After that momentous event, an organization known as the 'Brothers of Benitez' was created to promote the cause of his sainthood.

Since that time, many other groups have joined the crusade to have Mr Benitez accorded the god-like status of Sainthood, including the moderate Pro-Benitez Brigade, The Spirit of Benitez (the SOBs) and the Pro-Benitez Scientologists (also known as the 'Pro Benitez Cult', a label they vociferously refute).

The various groups had previously campaigned for the Church to create a brand new honour to recognise the miraculous achievements of Saint Benitez, arguing that instead of canonisation, he be elevated to a level they referred to as 'Godhood'.

An Operating Thetan from the Pro-Benitez Scientologists explained:

"We have always maintained that Mr Benitez is a God, and whilst being elevated to the status of Saint is an incredible, we will continue to campaign for the Pope to create and confer the honour of 'Godhood' ".

At the beginning of his homily, the Pope explained how "today's liturgy offers us a fundamental teaching: the importance of ceaseless prayer, to both God and his servants, of whom Saint Benitez is one"..

"Blind Faith is essential as the basis for prayerful behaviour", said the Holy Father, noting that "this was the approach of the Brothers of Benitez who - along with other blind faith organisations - had proposed the veneration of Mr Benitez".

The Pope highlighted how Saint Benitez "lived for what He most loves: to reach all people and bring them the hope that does not waver, especially those who need Him most. Though possessing few resources, and constantly waging war with the forces of Evil, he managed to inspire his disciples to dedicate themselves to teaching and to the promotion of blind faith and groupthink. This is how the Congregation of the Spirit of Benitez was founded, which today sees in its founder a model of sublime life to be imitated, and a mission to be continued in the many countries already reached by the spirit and apostolic zeal of Saint Benitez".

After the ceremony, a clearly awed and tearful Bishop from the Church of Benitez added:

"The man is a living deity; he proved that with Istanbul, and by finishing second in the Premier League in 2008, which he amazingly achieved despite having to constantly battle the forces of evil throughout the season."

A Cardinal from the Spirit of Benitez eulogised:

"This is vindication of our belief that Saint Benitez is, as a matter of fact, a godlike figure. We have argued for years that he is incapable of wrong, and that every decision he has made in his battle with forces of evil has been divine and inalienable. As this elevation proves, he is - and always has been - possessed of heroic virtue, and anyone that thinks otherwise is guilty of heresy".

After the ceremony, Saint Benitez offered these holy words:

"It is a great honour, no? It was always my idea to have a strong connection with the fans. The fans know my idea, and they know what I was trying to achieve. But I want to talk about facts. I want to be clear. I have seen some facts; I have seen the light.

It was also clear that Saint Benitez's battles with the forces of Evil still played on his mind though as the conversation quickly turned to wars he fought on his way to being canonized:

"Two years ago we were playing a lot of early kick-offs away on Saturdays when United were playing on Sundays. And we didn't say anything. Ferguson was complaining about everything, that everybody was against United. If you want to ask again what was going on, it’s simple: they changed something and, at the end, they changed everything. You can analyse the facts and come to your own decision and ideas."

Saint Benitez was presented to a crowd of millions after his ceremony, many of whom were in tears, writhing on the ground in adulation. Saint Benitez accepted the outpouring of love and affection, and offered his first words of wisdom as a newly canonised Saint, words which were met with an unprecedented level of applause:

"We have a saying in Spanish, which is: 'White liquid in a bottle has to be milk, and I think that has been proved today, no?'"

His words were met with a level of rapturous applause and spine-tingling devotion that I have never before experienced in my lifetime, and I say that without hyperbole.

The Archbishop of the Pro-Benitez Scientologists summed up the feeling after the ceremony:

"He may only be a Saint at this stage but his millions of disciples know Saint Benitez is God. We feel it; we see it every day, and we will continue to campaign for our God to officially be accorded the honour of Godhood. It is a religious and spiritual imperative, and the most important goal any of us could ever hope to achieve".

NB: This is not an attack on Rafa - it is an attack on the Pro-Benitez Cult who deify him, the same Cult that is calling for Roy Hodgson's head after only 4 months in the job.


Definition of PRO-BENITEZ CULT: Deluded, Scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the audacity to (legitimately) question the managerial reign of their cherished deity, Saint Rafa Benitez.

Jaimie Kanwar


60 comments:

  1. Prepare for a shit typhoon sir

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  2. If people don't have a sense of humour that's their problem.

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  3. Are we grasping on straw again? 8-) . May be we should focus more how Liverpool ll move forward.

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  4. You really are a grade one tosser. Perhaps you should concentrate on hoping what's best for the club instead of your petty shite.

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  5. I've achieved grade one?  Hurrah!  I've been stuck on grade two for months. 

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  6. is this your dummy i found spat out? what is your promblem? if you don't like Liverpool the go and annoy fans from another club. you really are a poor excuse for a red fan. you're just a sad tosser

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  7. I maintain Rafa is the best inherited a team which scraped into 4th on last game of season under Houllier.The games which led to the final of the CL lwere breathtaking,culminating in the greatest football match in history.Then the greatet ever FA cup Final in history followed in which Rafa again was sucessful.2nd in prem only beaten twice all season.Rafa had us ranked no1 in Europe.Nurtured talent developing into world class players,Torres,Masch,Alonso,Reina.Even when given buttons to spend still pulled rabbits out of a hat,Crouch, benayoun,Sissoko,Resisted extreme pressure to buy Owen back for £18m and £120k a week again proved right.3 weeks ago in the Telegraph Rafa said he will be back,get ready for the second coming.

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  8. Jesus Jaimie move on will you to more important things. Your view NESV meeting with SOS and answering questions from Liverpool fans via RAWK?

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  10. Stand by for the anti nesv blogs.

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  11. Not my idea. Newsnow say I have Put that in the headline if it's not a serious story. Apparently, people might believe it was true otherwise.

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  12. Why are all your articles focused on putting RB down. Your website states critical realism about LFC but you don't write any articles about how the current team are playing, the new owners, success of recent signings etc. We all know your opinion of RB so maybe you can try writing something relevant.

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  13. Why are all your articles focused on putting RB down. Your website states critical realism about LFC but you don't write any articles about how the current team are playing, the new owners, success of recent signings etc. We all know your opinion of RB so maybe you can try writing something relevant.

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  14. Why are all your articles focused on putting RB down. Your website states critical realism about LFC but you don't write any articles about how the current team are playing, the new owners, success of recent signings etc. We all know your opinion of RB so maybe you can try writing something relevant.

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  15. Why are all your articles focused on putting RB down. Your website states critical realism about LFC but you don't write any articles about how the current team are playing, the new owners, success of recent signings etc. We all know your opinion of RB so maybe you can try writing something relevant.

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  16. And the needle returns to the start of the song . . .  .
    WE have all known for a very long time your views on Rafa, so more sarcastic humour is of no great surprise.
    What I do know for certain is that if Rafa was still in charge we wouldn't be struggling at the foot of the table desperately needing a win at Bolton tomorrow.
    So change the record Kanwar, it's as annoying and repetitive as the birdy song!

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  17. Used to be an avid reader of this site but getting tired of jaime constant dig at Rafa Benitez & his supporters.

    A guide to reading Jaime Site

    1) Have an original copy of what Jaime wrote in the articles because he may edit every now and then and render your comment useless.

    2) Dont question him because he will label you a Rafa supporter even if you're not

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  18. Another boring, ridiculous and non-sensical article from the web's most dull writer. Seriously. Do you not have friends you can socialise with, or god forbid it, someone of the opposite sex to spend time with.

    Get a life and stop writing shite about Liverpool.

    I can almost guarantee we won't see you at Bolton tomorrow. You much prefer hiding behind your PC, spouting your bile.

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  19. Choosing to ignore my question for the 4th article in a row....

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  20. Yup...RAWK is obsessed with Rafa....Right.

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  21. Guide to this website

    1) Get used to his constant favourite dig at Rafa Benitez & his Supporters

    2) Never question him or he will label you Rafa Lovers/Supporters even if you're not

    3) Hold an original copy of his articles because he will edit anytime to render your comments useless

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  22. No surprise you deleted my comments on the net spending article. This one just proves I was so right. Grow up Jamie

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  23. Ha Ha Jk, you forgot to mention the section were the Pilgrims steadily chant 'In Rafa We Trust'!

    You may have disturbed a Bee Hive there... ;)

    Just lookin at a few other sites, why do some appear to have a bit of a downer on you? Presumably we are all after the same target - Title 19 and Kings of Europe ? I agree with alot of what you say and also with alot they say too, not about one camp or the other for me..

    RAWK produced a fantastic interview with JH, has that done anything to convince/doubt they are the right men for us?

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  24. So you don't like rafa , we get it ! But what i don't get is why you do think hodgson is a better choice. You must get it by now that most fans don't see bottom three as a place to hang about in while we wait to see if things can be turned around by a manager who has in his 35 years in the game won absolutely nothing worth shouting about. HE'S NOT THE ANSWER.                                                                                 The facts show he is more likely to get us relegated than actually win us anything . Do some of your thorough research and number crunching and you will see from number of prem clubs 2 trophies won 0 relegated 1 !!                 

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  25. Couldnt agree more mate - he was a steady hand whilst the sale was goin through, now its done we should get rid before it was too late. My opinion is that all the negativity surrounding Rafa, some right - some wrong, put potential buyers off meaning it would have been much harder to sell with Rafa than without. Woy is not the answer, there are several younger managers out there who would come, Rijkaard would be ideal as he has helped put Barca to were they are now.

    I think its time to put the whole Rafa thing to bed now, lets move on, he was obviously a guy that divided opinions wherever he went. He DID contribute to the unsettling of our club but helped us to No 1 team in Europe. Enigma me thinks =-X

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  26. Jeez......

    HE'S NOT OUR MANAGER ANYMORE!!!

    Enough already...

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  27. Viva the buffoonery in Fergusons inner circle that now has established itself in the heart of Liverpool Kop: first Allardacy declared his real ambitions, then Hodgson canonized himself "one of the most respected coaches in Europe" before the Blackpool-game and tomorrow Steve Bruce has to live up to the expectations and crown himself in an even more excessive - Jaimie Kanwar - style. 

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  28. About time you finally recognised what he did around here, well done Jaimie.

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  29. Benitez is obviously a God. Ask yourself, how many Spanish titles has Jesus won? How many European Cups has Mohammed ever won? See my point here. As for Buddah, the only contribution that fatty ever made to football was to introduce what would become known as the "Sam Allerdick" pose. You know, where an obese manager has his gut fully extended below the level of the bench.
    Compared to these dopey deities, rafa is a far superior manager of the one true religion - football. So yes - Rafa IS God.

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  30. As a liverpool fan i have read a few of your articles and all i can say is; you are so sad, full of bitterness and utter and absolute bias. have some respect for someone who put his neck on the line for LFC and was honest with the fans from day one. he took over when we were still stuck in the past, and helped write a new chapter in our history, 2 of the best cup finals i have ever had the pleasure to whitness, and will probably never see the likes of again.

    despite the article headline, Rafa was no saint, he was human and was guilty of some mistakes like everyone. i was one of the people who felt that we had to back him or sack him in his last season, and we can all look back and laugh at others when we had no hand to play, but i find that a cheapshot. i will always question the means he parted from us, he got no respect but always maintained his dignity. he does not deserve to be villified.

    so, instead of propagating "right wing press" nonsence, take a second and look at your life and answer this, what the hell have you achieved that has ever warranted anyone to write about you? then post an article about that!!!!

    please stop your constant bile filled postings, you are tarnishing the great history and reputation of LFC and doing no justice to a great servant of the club.

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  31. You heratic, you should be burned at the stake. And I bet your not a socialist either, how dare your call yourself a LFC fan, shame on you Jamie. Next thing you'll try and tell us that it was Steven Gerrard's & Jamie Carragher's brilliance that won the Europen Cup for us and not the GODLIKE tactic's of the genious RAFA.

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  32. It was Rafas 'Godlike' tactics that got us 3-0 down in the first place, we won the CL in spite of Rafa not because of him..we went out, showed some pride and had a go with pure grit and sheer will to win, nothing tactical about that. :-[

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  33. jamie tell me why  roy hodgson was apointed over kenny who is younger better player,manager and man jamie you are not daft we wanted kenny i realy worry about chris brunt @8m and not ashley young @14m who is 5 times the player we need a winger and a forward or 2 wingers cos ngog will score with good supply i think rafa would av long gone only for istanbul but that cannot be forgotten but he bought bad and bought good was the best since kenny

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  34. Quite right Paulie. We arrived in the final by delorean, no kudos to the manager for that at all. Anyone could have got a team with djimi Traore to the European cup final. No tactics involved at all. We won it despite rafa not because of him as evidenced by our success in the years before. Don't even get me started on why he underachiever with that team last year which is now relegation fodder.

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  35. Is this what is meant by "The Liverpool Way"?

    "When it was mooted the club wanted me for the job I made it clear to Kenny I wanted him on board and it wouldn't be like it was with Benitez where you are here in name but never allowed to set foot into Melwood and we don't want anything to do with you." Roy Hodgson in todays paper.

    This stinks like much of the rubbish written on the subjects. Whatever peoples opinions are about current, previous and future managers at least put them under the same microscope. You were quick to moan about Rafa's comments last week, what about this?

    And as for previous managers and lack of class. What about Houllier hanging around at games like a bad smell at the start of Rafa's reign? Going into the changing room after the Chanpions League Final. Patting himself on the back for the great job HE did in it being HIS team that won it. And my personal favourite, coming back to Anfield and asking (not waiting to be asked) to sit in the dugout for Jamie Carragher's testimonial. Souness is constantly slagging off Rafa and the state Liverpool are in. Remember what he did as manager, remember he sold a story to a certain rag around the anniversary of Hillsbrough, remember what he left behind. Should his opinion be held in such high regard?

    It is not the blame of "The Spaniard AKA the fat Spanish waiter" for anytime "The Liverpool Way" (whatever that actually is these days) is not adhered to. You read what our "legends" write. And also what the Redknapps, Molby's etc have come out with on live broadcasting. Go and tell them what this "Liverpool Way" is, to be honest perhaps you could run a refresher course because we could all do with an update and inform them as they all seem a little out of touch.

    Let's face it, there is as much clinging on to yerserdays milk (excuse the pun) from many people here who gave themselves something to do during the tough times lately. If you want Rafa to shut up. Do so yourselves or at least tackle todays news with the same verve as yesterdays (last weeks, months and years actually) because this petty garbage of fighting over who is right or wrong gets none of us closer to where we all actually want the club to be.

    Rafa WAS a successful Liverpool manager. But he has gone now. And it was time also. So pro or anti Benitez, there is nothing new to report.

    If the goal of this site/forum is be be constructively critical on todays events, start with this http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/hodgson-king-kenny-and-i-can-take-club-forward-2121296.html

    ...then wait for what is yet to be written. Because like so many things associated with the club you are living in the past instead of contributing towards the future.

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  36. Jaime Kanwar. Is there a bigger tossa anywhere on this planet? We can all be fans and have differing views but you are just irritating. Does your Mum even love you?

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  37. So you agree it isn't funny then?

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  38. Hi Jamie : this is my second post on your excellent site. I agree with your dig at RAWK . I mentioned in my first post that some - if not many - of the posters on RAWK are Mancs and Evertonians . It makes my blood boil to see them defending Benitez and their outrageous denigration of the current manager. The Benitez-defending disgusts me and only time will tell what a disastrous manager he will turn out to be for LFC. I also think it's time to close this debate but I suppose my comments will add to it. Some FACTS about Benitez from a reds fan of 40 years. 1) The football we played under Benitez for most of his reign was the worst I've seen at LFC - negative, sideways , defensive , over tactic-ed , mind games rubbish football played by players with (with a few exceptions) no heart, no passion and no understanding of what LFC is about. These RAWK people don't get time to actually WATCH Liverpool - no-one can argue about just how bad the football was last season. 2) Benitez myths : He won the CL in 2005 ! it's a gross travesty of the truth. If anything , HE was the manager when they were 3-0 down at half time. THAT was Benitez .To say he had anything to do with that result is a gross insult to the players that night and in particular to S. Gerrard and Houllier. Myth 2 : we came close to winning the league in 2008-9 - this is laughable and proves beyond doubt these muppets don't watch the reds. Have a look at the fixture list and results for that season and at NO point in any one week were we EVER seriously in contention for the league. It had the Manc's name on it that season in February - the weekend when they won and we lost at Middlesborough. 3) I work in the media- I know for a fact from professional sources that Benitez constantly briefed 'against' the club - the management, certain players, directors ; it was only when Purslow and the new head of media came in did the club start standing up to him and he knew the game was up . There has been no-one better in briefing the media against Liverpool Football Club than Benitez. It happened week in , week out throughout his reign and I can provide absolute factual evidence of that - there are tapes in existence rubbishing the club from top to bottom . He has continued this ever since he joined his new club, by the way. (vis not-for-attribution briefings with favoured journalists on the Dirk Kuyt transfer in the summer.He was even briefing journalists on the Kenny Huang story after he'd left the club !) . I could go on and on : but as I said, it's time to move on and stop this Benitez nonsense a la RAWK - why don't they just go and support Inter??  I write ahead of the Bolton game -- a must win for Hodgson - but of course the infantile Pope Benitez supporters are on a certain site saying they hope we lose ! Unbelievable -  get off our LFC sites and go on the Inter/Manc/Everton sites please and let us real supporters get on with supporting Liverpool Football Club

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  39. Ah, so it WAS supposed to funny then? I'd stick to your day job (accountancy?) if I were you! ;-)

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  40. Offensive article6:06 am, October 31, 2010

    For a man who purports to respect others, this is poor and tasteless. How dare you mock a religion that represents c.1 billion people? What for? In the name of some harmless humour??? Yes - that argument is used by those who make racist jokes....

    I can't believe this has been written by someone who went on about the use of inappropriate language by other fan sites. People in glass house shouldn't throw stones.

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  41. Offensive article6:09 am, October 31, 2010

    For a man who purports to respect others, this is poor and tasteless. How dare you mock a religion that represents c.1 billion people? What for? In the name of some harmless humour??? Yes - that argument is used by those who make racist jokes....

    I can't believe this has been written by someone who went on about the use of inappropriate language by other fan sites. People in glass house shouldn't throw stones.

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  42. Still, his biggest miracle yet has to be condemning a team whose success last season was only comparable to 2009s Barca to the pits of mediocrity.

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  43. Not sure what your point was with JT - are you saying it was a fantastic acheivement BECAUSE of Rafas tactics ? If so, if you look at the season in which we won the CL, dont forget it was a magical strike by Stevie G against Olympiacos to drag us out of the group stage on Goal diff Ok Bayer Lev was a one sided tie but a 2-1 win against Juve, followed by a backs to the wall job in Turin against an average Juve side. Oh and the Chelsea game in the semi. Where a defensive display and dubious goal saw us through. This is typical of the win papering over the cracks.
    I assume this was the point yu were making?

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  44. Haha, your blind dislike of the man is making you denigrate the achievement of winning the thing. Such revisionism is so sad, am sure you were saluting our luck at the time rather than just now to back up your stance. It's funny, Kanwar and his acolytes claim anyone with a fond opinion of rafa is in a cult, when the reality is the likes of yourself are stretching bias to the extreme. Here's the thing, on 25th may 2005, I wasn't thinking of sub standard juve sides etc, am sure you weren't either. Still, revise away if it makes you happy.

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  45. Bringing on Der Kaiser, ala Hamann at half-time in Instanbul, which effectively ended Kaka's contribution for the rest of the night, was probably the most inspired substitution ever, with dramatic results. All of a sudden, the midfield was all Liverpool, and they managed to squeeze three goals out of it. That's good management, anyway you look at it.
    His tactics against Juve, Chelsea were spot on (Many chavs refuse to recognise that if Garcia's goal had not been given, then it would have been a penno, with cech off).
     His plan A in the final fell apart after one minute thanks to Traore's silly foul, and the next two goals were scored when Liverpool were pressing, with the third especially cruel, as they were denied a penalty for handball, just before. But Benitex showed his tactical nous, by adding to the midfield and going with a three man defense, and reshuffling personnel, whilst inspiring them to come back when no-one thought they could - even Carragher admitted that the only one in that dressing room thinking they could win was the manager.

    Whatever you think of the man - his quality is undoubted, or would the posters on here rather the typical english manager like allerdyce - clueless, route one, no plan B - kinda like hodgson really. But they let Benitez go to the European champions, who I bet couldn't believe their luck when he became available just as Mourinho was leaving.

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  46. So many points to address here. It was the managers fault we were 3 down at half time but the players credit for pulling it back? Defies belief. It was all a collective effort. In terms if us never being in it 08/09 from feb? I was at fulham away in April that year when we went top, we stayed behind after for 30 mins convinced we were going to win the league. Macheda was the next day and the tide turned. So many inaccuracies in that post it is staggering. Ps I have nothing to do with rawk.

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  47. I was a rafa fan, still love the bloke. If he is to blame in a euro cup final, it was in 07 when he could have gone for the jugular against an average, in my view, Milan side. The fella had his faults but some of the historical whitewashing against him is out of order. He made us proud of our team for a number of years

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  48. I was a rafa fan, still love the bloke. If he is to blame in a euro cup final, it was in 07 when he could have gone for the jugular against an average, in my view, Milan side. The fella had his faults but some of the historical whitewashing against him is out of order. He made us proud of our team for a number of years

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  49. I was a rafa fan, still love the bloke. If he is to blame in a euro cup final, it was in 07 when he could have gone for the jugular against an average, in my view, Milan side. The fella had his faults but some of the historical whitewashing against him is out of order. He made us proud of our team for a number of years

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  50. Chopper ride through the Amazon10:55 pm, October 31, 2010

    I thought this was meant to be funny??? I think you need to look up the word humour in the dictionary, Jaimie

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  51. Guest, i am not degnerating any acheivement of winning it whatsoever, I am merely offering fact. Fact that was being clearly stated on the terraces that day, facts that were being stated in Turin, Leverkusen, Anfield, and Stamford bridge, I was there, so it was not revsion it was recollection all the way and it was a dream and we rode our luck on more than one occasion.

    Tom, fantastic points mate, I agree with your interpretation of how the game went, and agree to an extent but should Der Kaiser not have started in the first place instead of Kewell and werent we all scratching our heads at that one?? I have never dioubted he was tactically astute but for every good tactical performance there was negative, defensive, head scratching decisions.

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  52. YOU are the joke.

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  53. Surely this is a joke?

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  54. i would like to have a say in tis. if i get it right, Rafa won the CL on his "first year". "first year" means the players who were left by Houlier, n bit of his new players. but it was mostly players tat Houlier left. he won it n hes being regarded as GOD???!!! i don think so. if he did it wit "his" players after few years in LFC then i would myself bow to him. but he did not. he only got worse from there onwards. he changed the team according to how he wants it n it turned from bad to worse as years progressed. n now hes tryin to blame on every1 he feels possible to put the blame on for wat he did to the club.

    now Roy is cleanin up his mess. n Rafa comes out n says he doesnt know wat hes talkin bout??? wats up wit tat? i really hate tis kind of people who try to put the blame on some1 else for their own mistakes. i really hope Roy would bring up LFC to the status we deserve cause i like him n hes a gud manager...

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  55. As a liverpool fan i find RAWK embarrassing most of the time and the god like status rafa has on that forum is one of the reasons why.

    The soppy, cringe worthy, slightly gay and quite frankly creepy poems iv seen written about him had me dumbstruck and slightly disturbed

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  56. Lol, i think your pages are usually full of it. Roys performances of late have proved this. One away win and six goals scored, impressive. But, i liked this. I thought it was hilarious. Yes, i did like the previous manager too.

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  57. i still am a rafa supporter, well i dont care about all of u who are so called supporters of " IN KENNY WE TRUST" lool

    Rafa is the best tactician and i dont mind him coming back, lool i believe he will return to LIVERPOOL i dont care if someone of the supporter had to admit themself to MENTAL HOSPITAL coz they cant accept this, but ya lool i wnat him back,

    AND I PRAY THAT fck face kenny dalglish azz gets sacked on january transfer

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